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Title[n 1] |
Director[n 2] |
Writer[n 2] |
Original airdate |
Production Code[n 3] |
1 |
"Welcome to Korea" |
Gene Reynolds |
Everett Greenbaum, Jim Fritzell, Larry Gelbart |
September 12, 1975 (1975-09-12) |
G504 (1), G506 (2) |
A one-hour episode. Captain Trapper John McIntyre has received his orders to ship home. Hawkeye returns from R&R to find out Trapper has already departed. He defies orders by Major Frank Burns, now commanding officer, and travels to Kimpo to bid his buddy farewell. Once at Kimpo, Radar goes off to find Trapper's replacement while Hawkeye tries to find his friend before he leaves for home. Hawkeye meets the new doctor, Captain B.J. Hunnicutt, angry that he missed Trapper by just 10 minutes. On their way back, B.J. gets the full Korea experience, complete with landmines, snipers, bombardments, and drinks at Rosie's Bar.
- P.A. Announcement: "Attention all personnel: Reporting for duty as new commanding officer, Colonel Sherman Potter, regular army, God help us all."
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7 |
"Dear Mildred" |
Alan Alda |
Everett Greenbaum, Jim Fritzell |
October 24, 1975 (1975-10-24) |
G505 |
While Potter writes home, Frank and Hot Lips have a wood carving made for him and Radar rescues a horse and makes him a present of it. Potter remarks that is the 27th anniversary of his (1916) wedding to Mildred. Hawkeye, BJ and Radar rescue a horse (known later as Sophie), nurse it back to health, and Radar gives it to Potter for his anniversary. |
8 |
"The Kids" |
Alan Alda |
Everett Greenbaum, Jim Fritzell |
October 31, 1975 (1975-10-31) |
G511 |
The doctors of the 4077th play host to kids bombed out of their orphanage, and at the same time have to deliver a baby and care for battle casualties. Frank receives a Purple Heart for receiving an eggshell fragment in his eye, but the other doctors soon find a better recipient for it. |
9 |
"Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler?" |
Larry Gelbart |
Burt Prelutsky |
November 7, 1975 (1975-11-07) |
G513 |
A bombardier, a Captain Chandler, has developed a mental illness in that he believes he is Jesus Christ. Dr. Sidney Freedman arrives to treat the patient, but Colonel Flagg wants him sent back to duty immediately.
- The title of this episode is a pun on the 1951 film Quo Vadis
- This episode does not contain a laugh track.
- Radar is finally given a first name: Walter. Prior to this episode, his character was officially known only as "Radar" O'Reilly.
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12 |
"Soldier of the Month" |
Gene Reynolds |
Linda Bloodworth |
November 28, 1975 (1975-11-28) |
G514 |
Frank has a fever in the midst of an outbreak and makes a will leaving his house and all his money to his wife and children while he gives all his clothes to Margaret. Radar, Klinger, Sgt. Zale and Igor are contenders for a contest that awards an enlisted man a vacation to Tokyo. |
13 |
"The Gun" |
Burt Metcalfe |
Larry Gelbart, Gene Reynolds |
December 2, 1975 (1975-12-02) |
G517 |
A colonel who is receiving treatment at the 4077th has a valuable .45 cavalry antique revolver, which is checked as he is taken into surgery. Major Burns steals the revolver to show off to Major Houlihan, leaving Radar accountable and in very deep trouble. When forced by Hawkeye and B.J. to return the gun to the weapons bin, Frank accidentally shoots himself in the foot.
- P.A. Announcement: "Attention all personnel: Tonight's movie is Kansas City Confidential. This will be of special interest to anyone who missed it when it was shown every night this month."
- The movie Kansas City Confidential was released on November 28, 1952; a plot hole has Hot Lips referring to the pistol as a Colt Single Action Army when it is a M1917 revolver; in addition, she implies that her father is a cavalryman, although he served in the artillery.
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14 |
"Mail Call, Again" |
George Tyne |
Jim Fritzell, Everett Greenbaum |
December 9, 1975 (1975-12-09) |
G518 |
Mail call brings a letter to Frank saying his wife (who was made aware of his affair with Hot Lips, thanks to a returning GI) wants a divorce, a letter to Colonel Potter telling him he's going to be a grandfather and a home movie for Radar from his mother. This was the beginning of the end of Frank and Margaret's relationship after she listened in to the insults Frank called her to Louise (an old war horse; an army mule with bosoms). This earned him a chair being thrown at him and Houlihan denouncing him. |
15 |
"The Price of Tomato Juice" |
Gene Reynolds |
Larry Gelbart, Gene Reynolds |
December 16, 1975 (1975-12-16) |
G519 |
Radar gets the help of Hawkeye and B.J. to procure something from Frank that Colonel Potter says he is fond of but that is hard to come by: tomato juice. |
16 |
"Dear Ma" |
Alan Alda |
Everett Greenbaum, Jim Fritzell |
December 23, 1975 (1975-12-23) |
G515 |
Radar writes home to his mother about Hawkeye conducting the camp feet inspection and Colonel Potter getting a sniper's bullet in his backside. |
17 |
"Der Tag" |
Gene Reynolds |
Everett Greenbaum, Jim Fritzell |
January 6, 1976 (1976-01-06) |
G522 |
With Houlihan away at a conference in Tokyo, Frank Burns gets on everyone's nerves, so Potter decides he would be less of a pain if the others were more friendly to him. |
18 |
"Hawkeye" |
Larry Gelbart |
Larry Gelbart, Simon Muntner |
January 13, 1976 (1976-01-13) |
G520 |
Hawkeye is injured in a jeep accident and, aware he has a concussion, babbles to the Korean family who took him in to keep himself awake until Radar arrives to pick him up.
- No other cast member appears in this episode except Alan Alda.
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